December 2009
1 post
November 2009
4 posts
The Worst "Family Fun Time" in Human History →
The Shepherd's Forgotten Flock
If there was a list of universal truths that everyone could agree with, it would probably it would probably include five things: being a teenager is complicated, jumping out of a car going 35 mph isn’t a good way to convince your mother you’re sane, being abandoned by your father is unpleasant, panic attacks are inconvenient and mental hospitals aren’t fun. Unfortunately for me, I happened to be...
October 2009
3 posts
Tranvestite Park
(A little something to hold you over as I finish writing “The Real Shit.”)
“The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.”
-Joseph Conrad
The fall of 2003 was a truly unique time of my life. The tree’s rich with autumn’s Midas touch, the malls resonating with the fervent songs of holiday consumerism;...
Allow me to introduce myself....
Prelude: (Unless you really give a shit, I’d advise you to skip this and go straight to “The Real Shit.”)
I’m not going to lie to you. I enjoy creating chaos. Not in some “wannabe-Heath-Ledger-Joker-kind-of-way,” I just like making people believe things that aren’t true (Kind of like Glenn Beck or a celebrity Scientologist.) For example, every time...
